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Do you want to make a burger? Damn baby is your body from McDonalds? I'll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you.

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Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants Here let me lick the honey off those buns!! The G is silent Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!

Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you a In-n-Out burger t? Let's do breakfast tomorrow.

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Ilnes legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle. If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Omelette you in on a secret. Are you a meal at mcdonalds?

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You're like a Pringles. Cause you'll be eating some tonight.

Are you a frito cause your really corny Damn girl! We'll be grate. And linnes telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

Are you from Starbucks? Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. Are you a cabbage? Do you know the difference vegetale a hamburger and a blow job?

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Chxt a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread. Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn Are you a banana? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. Your a smart cookie can I eat you? If not can I have yours?

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Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Life would be feta if we were togetha.

Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours I dont like vegetables but Hot pickup lines for girls at Tinder and chat Top 24 vegetable Pick Up lines Following is our collection of Vegetable chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Once I pop u;, I can't stop you!

Are you the Hostess? Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at degrees.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious I love the way you move